#hey burton stop shipping your wife and your best friend it’s getting weird
tim burton’s entire film career has been a slow, faltering, roundabout way of asking for a threesome
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Hercules is definitely the sassiest Disney movie ever made.
First off your leading lady is all curvy and snarky.
Second your villain is sarcastic and pissed off all the time.
Then you literally have a chorus of these sassy bitches. Calling Meg out on her shit, “like nah uh girl, we know you’re lying! You got it bad for that boy.”
Then you got the super sassy god of sass, Hermes.
In conclusion, Hercules is one of my favorite and most watched Disney movies.
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
Stop trying to make fetch happen. Fetch is never going to happen.
I literally cannot stop laughing at that caption
my dog is like this now
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i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
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i don’t know what’s funnier the pun or the fact that there’s no crayola products
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this is crazzzy
this is it this is the gif i’ve been waiting my whole life to see i can die happy now
